PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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