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OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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