question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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