I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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