Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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