I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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