Don't you send me to vm
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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