I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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