so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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