two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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