My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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