Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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