I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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