party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
