paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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