when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
