I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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