Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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