You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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