i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I need to align my fucking chakras
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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