If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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