He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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