sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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