tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
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if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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