My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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