I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
What a dumb baby whore.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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