yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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