literally had 100 drinks last night.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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