i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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