so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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