it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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