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just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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