You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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