You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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