No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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