Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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