I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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