I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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