Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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