the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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