Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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