i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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