You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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