Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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