No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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