I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
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You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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