Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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