Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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