Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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