How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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