"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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