Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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