THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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