Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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