it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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