i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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