I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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