yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
so much tequila, so little girl.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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