it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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