This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I want to be your penis for a week.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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